The Only Iranian Legally Allowed to Tweet Is the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei
This seems like a double standard.
Published 5 months ago in Funny
Iran and Israel are at war.
You’ve probably read the news online or seen footage of it on Twitter. But can you guess who hasn’t? Most Iranians. Not the war part, the Twitter part and that’s because Twitter, sorry, X, ‘the everything app’ is banned in Iran.
But not for all Iranian citizens. Nope. The Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei has been a pretty avid poster for over a decade. Tweeting things about books, movies and his love of women. And, yes, his hatred of Israel as well.
Here are 10 of my favorite Khamenei tweets:
i apologize, ayatollah khamenei, i was unfamiliar with your game https://t.co/yXH72eQg94
— Sam ️ (@SamtheNightOwl) June 20, 2025
I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) September 24, 2013
140 characters was awesome. For a short time, Ayatollah Khamenei posted like IRespectFemales https://t.co/uI4jurFH75
— George Sears 2028 Voter (@ByYourLogic) June 20, 2025
— Outsider (@_Outsider14_) June 20, 2025
They celebrate a day for abolition of slavery but such crimes are committed against the blacks. #EricGarner#TrayvonMartin#BlackLivesMatter
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) April 26, 2015
Science fictions are important. Things that once existed in fictions have turned into realities. Reading science fiction opens new horizons to one's mind. Isaac Asimov's "The Bicentennial Man”, the story of a robot that develops conscience and cognition, is one example. 4/2/1992
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) January 2, 2019
#ImamAli (pbuh) said: Wife is a flower; she’s not your house servant to do your heavy works. This is a key religious teaching.#Women#Islam
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) October 15, 2014
When I was young student of Islamic school, my father wasn't eager to let me go to gym ...
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) June 18, 2013
The Former US pres writes that only 1% of sex offenders in the #army are prosecuted. #BookDayhttp://t.co/BPMR2F8fPo
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) April 23, 2014
Economic woes won’t cause anxiety, but cultural problems agitate one to lose sleep over them.
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) August 26, 2015
Bonus:
Man has a responsibility to understand #woman’s needs and feelings and must not be neglectful toward her #emotional state
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) September 15, 2013
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