If you haven’t heard, a company in Florida has released a wild new ice cream flavor. No, it’s not poop or roses; it’s breast milk. Yummy! The catch is that the ice cream doesn’t actually contain any breast milk.

Bummer.

Frida has released a limited-edition breast milk ice cream pic.twitter.com/G6QPimq59o

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 5, 2025

I shouldn’t have actually assumed an ice cream company would release a product with real human by-product as one of the ingredients, but a guy can dream, can’t he?

That said, technically, all milk is breast milk. So there’s that.