As the U.K. and many other countries begin demanding users verify their age to access adult content online, one British man is realizing he has a bit too much ink.

The 45-year-old man from Birmingham, who is known as “The Most Tattooed Man in Britain,” recently tried to verify his age using facial recognition software and was denied entry into one of the world’s most popular adult websites due to the software assuming he was wearing a mask.

The inked man in question recently spoke to Need to Know and explained, “It keeps asking me to remove my face. I can’t just do a Nicholas Cage or John Travolta like in Face/Off.”

He said he’s thinking about using a VPN to get around the new child safety measures, but if his internet service provider decides to crack down on VPNs, he’s going to have to learn how to rely on his imagination to get off.