Things aren’t looking good for Burners trying to salvage their thousand-dollar desert getaway, as 50 mph winds struck the Blackrock Desert on Monday, forcing wooks to run for cover as tents and RVs were battered. Now, things have apparently gotten even worse as news has come out that winds toppled Burning Man’s famed “orgy tent” as well.

Burning Man, which is famous for its hedonistic crowd, simply can’t recover from such a loss. The tent has long been a major draw for burners, and over the past few years, it experienced hour-long lines.

Burning Man’s infamous ‘Orgy Dome’ blown away and wrecked by fierce Nevada windstorm https://t.co/3KfNlKfy3mpic.twitter.com/PpWxfJZHBf

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Burning Man officials haven’t stated if they will rebuild the tent, so in the meantime, burners will have to have their puppy piles in the sand like real animals.