ButtMetropolis.com: The Horny Spam Texts Fascinating Twitter
Move over, wealthy Nigerian princes and those weird “wrong text” scams that apparently just want iTunes gift cards, another digital scheme is coming for us and our horny asses – quite literally.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Move over, wealthy Nigerian princes and those weird “wrong text” scams that apparently just want iTunes gift cards, another digital scheme is coming for us and our horny asses – quite literally.
Earlier this week, Twitter user @Arr uncovered a new type of spam text that may soon be setting our phones ablaze – butt website hype men sending websites for
“These are the best spam texts ever. The weirdest part is the bubble comes up blue like it’s an iPhone,” he wrote alongside the screengrab, a text exchange encouraging him to visit several ass-centric sites including buttman.com, bootytube.net, and our personal favorite buttmetropolis.com.
These are the best spam texts ever. The weirdest part is the bubble comes up blue like it’s an iPhone. Is someone in Hawaii manually texting me big booty spam? pic.twitter.com/mrGa6TGppV
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 6, 2023
Trying a new angle pic.twitter.com/AL9ewd0vN2
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 6, 2023
— guys like me are mad for turtle meat (@Arr) June 7, 2023
“Is someone in Hawaii manually texting me big booty spam?” he mused, referencing the number’s Honolulu area code.
Though it's unclear who or what is sending droves of spammy porn sites, one thing is for certain – they like big butts and they cannot lie.
EDITORS NOTE: ButtMetropolis.com only exists in the horny Roku universe.
Trail Camera Captures Two Naked Witches Eating a Deer Carcass
Sorry, coyotes, mountain lions, and bobcats – two hungry, nude Canadians may be coming for your beloved deer carcasses.
Published 1 year ago in Wtf
Sorry, coyotes, mountain lions, and bobcats – two hungry, nude Canadians may be coming for your beloved deer carcasses.
Nature enthusiast Corinea Stanhope said she recently discovered quite the sight after checking the footage on her grandfather’s trail camera, allegedly finding two near-nude 'witches' appearing to snack on a deer carcass.
“I don’t know what the heck was up with that," she quipped of the video which appeared to depict two women, whom she speculated were “witches” engaging in a “carcass eating ritual.” "It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day."
BACKYARD RITUAL: When a woman set up a trail camera with her grandpa to capture wildlife, she never expected to capture what would fuel her nightmares. https://t.co/Tn2EmLKLbl pic.twitter.com/7ukNbsxeHM
— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 7, 2023
Initially setting up the outdoor camera “to see if we could see animals,” a venture that helped them capture footage of a bobcat, Stanhope said she was surprised when her grandfather initially claimed that “he’d got naked people on the camera.”
“I said ‘no you didn’t … bulls–t’ so he showed me.”
The photos, she said, are apparently just a taste of how absurd the footage is.
@crimeaholics.podcast Replying to @Tx.Tiff_ Whats going on? Thoughts on this theory? #crimeaholicspodcast #truecime #crime #crimetok #truecrimetiktok #witches #canada #whatsgoingon #saywhat #deer #odd #fyp #viral ♬ original sound - Crimeaholics
"You can't really tell from the photos, but the hoof was brought right up to her mouth," she explained, speculating whether the people in question were “they “were paying their respects.”
“I don't know if she was kissing it, smelling or eating it, but to touch a decaying carcass like that makes me feel sick,” she continued. “The amount of bacteria that must have been on there."
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