Just look at cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco, and you’ll know that the self-driving car revolution is officially upon us. This is shitty news if you’re a cab or Uber driver, but it’s awesome news if you’re hot for car sex.

It’s taken more than a decade for Waymo’s fully-fledged, driverless robotaxis to actually hit the streets (the first fleet was trialed in Phoenix in October 2020). But in the last few years, they’ve trickled across the map to various cities on the West Coast, where reports of passengers getting frisky in the backseat quickly made headlines.

Sex in self-driving cars is nothing new (there’s porn evidence of Tesla-fucking, and CEO Elon Musk doesn’t mind), but sex in a robotaxi is a little more thorny. Can you do it? Sure! Are you allowed to? That’s a different matter entirely.

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In August 2023, two people using the pseudonyms Alex and Megan gave an interview to the San Francisco Standard about hooking up in the back of a Waymo. Megan was wearing a kimono with no underwear and a pair of slippers five sizes too big, and Alex was a serial Waymo fucker, confessing to have “performed at least six separate sex acts in robotaxis” — from make-out sessions to unnamed “no boundaries activities.”

Here, there’s important context: Waymo cars are largely driverless, but you might occasionally get an “autonomous specialist” in the front seat, in which case, you may as well just bone in a regular cab. There have also been Waymo collisions; the first fatal accident involving a driverless car was in San Francisco back in January of this year, although the Waymo wasn’t to blame. But this means that every car is now fitted with a video recording system. So if you fuck in a Waymo, you’re basically making a sex tape.

In his interview with the Standard, Alex joked, “It was really funny because [the Waymo] got quite hot and fogged up to the point that the windshield was completely fogged over — in any other context, in any other vehicle, that would be an actual problem.” But again, in-car surveillance has developed since Alex and Megan’s back-seat tryst. Waymo has admitted to using in-car video to train its artificial intelligence systems, meaning grainy footage of your robotaxi sex might end up being used to detect and deter future amorous passengers.

There are other obstacles to seamless Waymo sex as well, including other drivers and passengers. Robotaxis don’t exactly have tinted windows, and there are ways to report any untoward behavior to the company, so if you do get frisky, try to pass undetected. Officially speaking, there’s no direct policy barring robotaxi sex, but there is a general policy that asks you to “be respectful of the car.” Plus, cum-stained car seats will obviously be flagged for uncleanliness, and leaving extensive liquid or smelly messes in the vehicle can earn you a cleaning fee of at least $50.

And once that’s reported, it’s safe to say they’ll check the car footage to see what happened — in which case, you’re screwed in more ways than one.