Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder
This is a defense attorney’s dream.
Published 4 months ago in Facepalm
High Noon has recalled its spiked seltzer drinks after they were mistakenly labeled as Celsius energy drinks, according to a post on the FDA’s website. The mislabeled cans were shipped to Florida, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Virginia and Wisconsin, and according to the company, could have caused “unintentional ingestion.”
The voluntary recall was due to an error made by High Noon’s canning supplier, and it’s unclear what impact the mislabeled drinks had on the public, as the cans were only on store shelves for three days, from July 21st to July 23rd.
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But what a glorious three days it must have been for some poor soul who, instead of chugging a few energy drinks before a long shift, ended up getting the surprise buzz of a lifetime.
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