Twitter crypto bros proved what we already knew about their notoriously pompous community – they’re all in desperate need of some $COCK.


After years of shilling SHIB and begging people to buy Bitcoin (“it’s just a dip, bro”) Crypro Twitter has discovered the latest coin they want to send to the moon, begging others to pump their $COCK – a.k.a. Cockcoin, an upcoming crypto that has already set the internet ablaze.


Though the coin’s release info has yet to be announced, CockCoin, a crypto described as being “the only $COCK that never goes down,” one designed “by degens” “for degens,” per the coin’s official Twitter page, people are already begging for as much goddam $COCK as they can get.



“Never seen so many people literally praying for some $COCK,” joked @BullishAlex of the coin, one described as



“I’m definitely gonna get banned from Twitter trying to get $COCK OG role,” added @Kpets234.


“Which upcoming memecoin are you most bullish on, and why is it @CockCoin_ada?,” quipped @cm9inez, tagging the coin’s official Twitter page.



Though it appears there may be a second $COCK – Shiba Cock – that has also used the suggestive nickname, it’s unclear which one you should pump with your teeny tiny savings account.


CockCoin – for those who can’t get $COCK any other way.