Drake, the 38-year-old Canadian rapper and most embarrassing man alive, posted a photo on Instagram over the weekend of his shirtless torso alongside the caption, “I’m wide awake for the nights that separate the type who get to it til they get it right from the type who just… type.”

For one, I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean. Second, what’s the deal with his abs? For someone posing in front of 30 liquor bottles it seems fishy that his abs would be so defined while the rest of his body is sort of meh.

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Obviously, no one fights the urge to pick on Drake these days. But if he wants it to stop, maybe he should try not being such a huge dork!