A 41-year-old man from Hallstatt, Austria caused quite the commotion this week when he began loudly shouting in the town’s main square that he was a time traveler from the year 2087 and proclaimed that in his time, “Dogs will govern humanity.”

The crazed man has been identified as Markus Leitner, and though he allegedly made “children cry” with his ranting, he hasn’t been charged with disturbing the peace.

Leitner’s “prophecy of the dogs” laid out exactly how they’ll enact their plan, and according to those present, Leitner claimed that, “by 2087, Labradors are judges, shepherds are presidents and humans live as second-class citizens.”

His dogs-day prophecy ended with the chilling threat that humans “must prepare to sit, stay and obey.”

Which, sure, that sounds pretty ominous, but at least in this future, we can still go on walks.