Dude Nuts In His Pants During Twerking Contest
One twerking contest judge quickly learned that he did not have what it took to objectively rate the booty-shaking skills of gyrating dancers, appearing to nut in his pants after receiving a lap dance.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
One twerking contest judge quickly learned that he did not have what it took to objectively rate the booty-shaking skills of gyrating dancers, appearing to nut in his pants after receiving a lap dance.
While the viral video began innocently enough, a performer flaunting her dancing chops over a man lying face-up on a stage, the performance quickly took a turn for, well, The Lonely Island. Moments after the performer finished her routine, the judge apparently did too — a very suspicious wet spot emerging near his fly.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare. pic.twitter.com/qUIbGOAxLY
— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) January 19, 2024
“Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!” one of the DJs emceeing the contest yelled as he approached the visibly-embarrassed judge, still lying on the stage.
Yet instead of vamping, the hosts decided to lean in, announcing to the crowd of roughly 500 what exactly was going down.
“He’s cum in his pants!” they exclaimed into the microphone. “He’s come in his pants!”
We can only hope this contestant got an automatic W for her evocative performance … and that this judge had a spare pair of pants waiting for him in his car.
'Shoot Me!': Crazy Old Dude Shoots Teen In the Ear
**Warning: Viewer discretion is advised.**
Published 1 year ago in Wow
According to the data, having a gun in your home doesn't make you safer, in fact, it's just the opposite, increasing the likelihood of a firearm-related death by as much as 50%.
Despite this, many millions of Americans feel safer with a gun. And that's great for them and their mental health, but what happens when the gun belongs to someone who is unstable? Well, this is what happens.
**Warning: Viewer discretion is advised.**
This short video paints the above picture better than any set of data ever could. An idiot holding a gun walks into a teen's room, points it at him, and says, "I'm going to shoot you." A woman (who we cannot confirm as the victim's mother, though she might be) steps in between the two trying to de-escalate the situation.
She closes the door and the man can be heard saying, "I'm tired of this, I'm going to blow both of you away." At which point the man filming, who was later identified by10News as 24-year-old Kyle W. Spitze gets up out of bed and follows the deranged man saying, "Oh you're going to shoot her too?" "Shoot me!"
According to 10News, the man with the gun, 68-year-old Jeffrey Scott West, later died due to a self-inflicted gunshot wound. West soon then pulls the trigger, grazing Spitze's ear and leading to him and the woman fleeing the house before calling 9-1-1.
So let this be a lesson to you, if some crazy old dude with a gun in threatening to shoot you, the last thing you should say is, "Shoot me!" He just might do it.
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