No one knows this better than a Florida woman who, after having a dispute with her neighbor over feeding his free-roaming peacocks, received a letter in her mailbox describing in excruciating detail how he cooked and ate them for dinner.

Craig Vogt, who has since been arrested and charged, allegedly hated how his neighbor would “feed his peacocks,” which he let roam free in his yard. He hated it so much that he threatened to eat the poor birds if she didn’t stop. 

And well, he did just that. He chopped them up, fried them in a pan and had them for dinner. While it’s an odd threat to say the least, maybe she fed those birds so much that he just couldn’t resist.