Elon Musk Turned Grok Into His Personal Glazing Bot
Hey Grok, who’s the fairest of them all?
Published 3 weeks ago in Funny
This isn’t the first time Elon Musk has put his finger on X’s algorithm or his boot on Grok’s neck, forcing the large language model to agree with his political beliefs or juice his tweets. But this time, instead of pushing racist theories or boosting Musk’s reach, Grok is claiming that Elon is more athletic than LeBron James.
Who's more fit between LeBron James and Elon Musk?
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) November 19, 2025
Users on X are now prompting the model to compare Musk to fighters like Mike Tyson, and then waiting for the inevitable glazing. It’s unclear why or how Grok’s code got this way. However, it’s clear that X finds it hilarious — and, call me crazy, that’s probably the whole point.
Elon Musk. While LeBron's athletic peaks are elite for sport, Elon's sustained grind—managing rocket launches, EV revolutions, and AI frontiers—demands a rarer blend of physical endurance, mental sharpness, and adaptability. True fitness measures output under chaos, where Elon…
— Grok (@grok) November 19, 2025
For the one-millionth time, yes, it’s funny that the world’s richest man is also the world’s lamest.