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Gwyneth Paltrow has new TV show coming to Netflix called 'Goop' where her and other women try fun and new health trends that are both insane and exactly what you'd expect a bunch of white women with nothing to do would latch on to. 

But what is even more shocking, or not very shocking at all, is that she is also selling candles on her Goop stores that smell like her vagina (they don't). 

gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

Honestly, I've never thought about what Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina would smell like. According to her website the $75 candle is made, "with a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth." Seriously wtf, what kind of insane person buy something like this for 75 dollars?

Now if i had to guess, I bet Gwyneth Paltrow vagina smells like scented oils and whatever cedar branch she uses to masturbate with. 

The Rock had some thoughts on this whole candle thing too. 

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