While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.
“It’s like this proud thing that all these women have going on. I mean I don’t knock women for feeling proud and for wanting to have, you know, that girl power and holding things over him, but no – you’ve gotta give it up, ladies,” she began her video.
I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing. pic.twitter.com/zYyNYPLDFH— TerrorChris (@Da1nOnlyCMart) March 29, 2023
“I please my man in every way. All the ways. Wake him up, he gets to nut. Before he leaves out the door, he’s leaving empty nuts,” she continued.” At work, I am calling him like, ‘Come outside. It’s your lunch break. It’s time for you to get your nut off.’ When he gets home, he's getting fed, he is getting another nut, and one before bed, or two if he’s lucky. That’s it, that’s the secret. I make sure that my man nuts at least six or seven times a day.”
“ok honey time for your bedtime nut” pic.twitter.com/EMpIZTAOj8— Cryptofungus (@Cryptofung) March 30, 2023
Though It’s unclear whether Banxxx’s remarks were pulled from an actual podcast or were simply parodying TikTok’s penchant for amplifying any out-of-pocket dudebro with a microphone, the Twitterverse evidently couldn’t care less about the clip’s origins, a re-upload of the video garnering 36.9 million views.
It’s sound cool until 2 days in and you realize you got two full time jobs. pic.twitter.com/Vn6s1aBC5z— Dominique Clare (@DomClare) March 30, 2023
“I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing,” Twitter user @Da1nOnlyCMart captioned his now-viral re-upload of the clip posted on Wednesday, March 31, a sentiment echoed by nearly all the video’s commenters.
her man after his 4th nut before noon pic.twitter.com/cudRccx4I9— Sharp (@Sharpp) March 31, 2023
The guys balls... pic.twitter.com/9lHaN4oe0B— Mike McGrail | Whisky & Spirits Marketer (@mike_mcgrail) March 31, 2023
TFW you've busted 8 times and she says "it's time for your pre-dinner nut!" pic.twitter.com/dYmZ93Rk6v— Matt (@matt3476) March 29, 2023
Banxxx has remained tight-lipped on these questions — including whether she owns a Chinese cock milking factory a la Jordan Peterson.