Internet Users Think Dolly Parton Has Been Replaced by an Imposter
They’re also transvestigating her.
Published 2 months ago in Wtf
Earlier this week, people grew concerned after Dolly Parton’s sister, Frieda, made a post saying that Dolly “hasn’t been feeling her best lately.” The internet took this to mean that we were on the verge of losing an icon, and so, they freaked out.
Seeing this, Dolly decided to respond, posting a video showing that she was, in fact, just fine. Maybe a little under the weather, sure, but totally alive and well.
Off subject but I couldn’t help closely looking at Dolly. Idc what anyone says, NO ONE has a chest like that. I’m not talking about her breasts. Her chest. Not a single mark or wrinkle she’s 79. Something is not right with her and it goes way beyond looks. I personally think… pic.twitter.com/NFvu1YAOFa
— JULIE DONUTS (@Juliesnark1731) October 8, 2025
Unfortunately for Dolly, you can’t post such a video these days without people scrubbing through every single frame and coming to the conclusion that you’re actually an alien from the 7th dimension — and, as you might have guessed, that’s exactly what commenters did.
“That isn’t a real Dolly Parton,” one post reads. “IT’S NOT HERRRRRRRR,” declares another. “She could have been replaced too,” shares a third. Naturally, some also accused her of secretly being a man, because sure, why not.
That isn’t a real Dolly Parton.
— Tina Lee (@TinaLee44328113) October 8, 2025
She is in that elite club !!
— AmericanPatriot (@WTPWantTheTruth) October 9, 2025
A-Chrome ?
IT’S NOT HERRRRRRRR
— V (@ghostarmychick) October 9, 2025
Why do they think this? Apart from poor lead regulation in their childhood water supply, it seems to stem from the simple fact that Dolly looks great for her age. No one, these people say, can look this good at 79.
Sorry, guys, but that’s just Dolly and, as she’ll happily tell you, a team of plastic surgeons. To use her words, “It costs a lot to look this cheap!”
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