Though Amazon co-founder Jeff Bezos may not be the world’s wealthiest man (he’s third runner-up in the race for Capitalism’s grand prize) the e-commerce entrepreneur still has an impressive superlative to call his own – the world’s richest cuck.


Earlier this week, a snap depicting the mogul began making the rounds on Twitter, one depicting Bezos, his fiancée, notable “alive girl” Lauren Sanchez, and Sanchez’s ex, former NFL tight end Tony Gonzalez spending time together on the billionaire’s new yacht in France in celebrating the longtime couple’s recent engagement.


“Sanchez and Bezos were joined by family — including Sanchez’ ex, Tony Gonzalez, father of her oldest son, Nikko,” tabloid Page Six wrote alongside the photo.


Shortly after hitting the press, the image quickly took on a life of its own on social media, with several finance bros using it to argue that Bezos is, in fact, a cuck.



“$125 Billion dollars, folks,” wrote Twitter user @lndian_Bronson alongside a screengrab of the image, a post that amassed more than 794,000 views in less than a day on the platform.


Despite not even mentioning the word “cuck” or the practice of “cuckolding,” @Indian_Bronson’s message was heard loud and clear through finance bro TikTok.



“Bezos being a cuck is a plot twist I did not see coming,” mused @BarstoolFinance.


“They’re just like us,” replied Twitter user @hottubjohn, instantly opening his apparent billionaire bank account up to a whole lot of fraud.


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“You can't buy your way out of cuckoldry,” mused @FelixHighlander.


While having a ‘blended family’ does not make a man a cuck, bringing your fiancée’s much hotter and buffer ex on vacation with you does.