Given that Joe Biden was effectively dead by the end of presidency (and during his short-lived reelection campaign), it can be easy to forget that Donald Trump is *also* old as shit. While not as severe as some of the other dumbasses in Congress, the President has shown marked mental and physical decline, and there are concerns about how well his body will continue to work given that he lives on some of the most heart-destroying food possible.

Now, there’s another theory about ol’ Trumpy that’s making the rounds. Specifically, does Trump have a catheter?

Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter.

It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg.

That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing.

Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun pic.twitter.com/7vMz8vDAUZ

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— Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) June 9, 2025

What’s going on here? pic.twitter.com/heloH6Y9Gf

— PatriotTakes (@patriottakes) June 10, 2025

The reason for this speculation is a series of recent photos, in which it seems that there’s a crease near the groin of his pants, and another running down his leg. Could this be a normal crease? Of course. But could it be a catheter tube? I mean, anything’s possible — and the good people of X/Twitter seem to think it’s plausible.

Is that why Trump fell up the stairs? His pee bag was too heavy? https://t.co/uGiLeSzTri

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— @Agent Smith (@LDSvsTrump) June 10, 2025

Then again, it could also be his dick.

Anyway, if Trump *is* wearing a catheter, it isn’t the biggest deal in the world; lots of people who are 78-years-old like him have them.

But is it nice to think about the fact that our country is run by a man who was born during World War II and might be pissing himself in the Oval Office? I’ll let you decide!