Jordan Peterson Conflates Cock Milking Porn With Chinese Sperm Factory
Over the weekend, clean-room advocate Jordan Peterson stepped away from his packed schedule of torturing his body with an all-meat diet — and the rest of the world with his opinions — to inadvertently take a stand against one of the biggest issues plaguin
Published 2 years ago in Facepalm
Over the weekend, clean-room advocate Jordan Peterson stepped away from his packed schedule of torturing his body with an all-meat diet — and the rest of the world with his opinions — to inadvertently take a stand against one of the biggest issues plaguing our society: the working conditions of a cock-milking factory.
On Saturday, March 11th, Peterson quote tweeted a post from China-centric Twitter page @songpinganq featuring a clip depicting cock-milking fetish porn framed as a Chinese semen-collecting clinic, a sentiment the purveyor of realism evidently couldn’t be bothered to actually fact-check. “Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell,” Peterson wrote alongside the video, sans a single scrap of irony.
Peterson’s post quickly went viral — as most out-of-context porn clips shared by sanctimonious conservatives tend to do — prompting several Twitter users to revel in dunking on his oblivious Canadian ass, a sentiment that pushed him to revoke his bold proclamation.
Jordan Peterson retweeting fetish porn believing it to be a Chinese underground male milk farm: pic.twitter.com/SZTIQ6z5TS
— Dallas (@AlongCameDali) March 13, 2023
Jordan Peterson legit believes that Chinese hospitals milk their patients c0cks lmao
— 兔young兔simple (@li_dawei98) March 12, 2023
pic.twitter.com/mEGQDagX2T
So Jordan Peterson accidentally posted human milking fetish porn thinking it was an actual human farm in China made to replenish the Chinese population.
I'm not making this up, and no I will not post it because it's very cursed. Search it up at your own risk. pic.twitter.com/4kwmsUA9LC— Dylan Burns ️ (@DylanBurns1776) March 12, 2023
The INCEL Guru himself, Jordan Peterson finding and retweeting a milking fetish video was not on my 2023 bingo card. pic.twitter.com/G3rd0sUBRS
— AskAubry (@ask_aubry) March 12, 2023
Yet instead of owning up to his mistake like the real men he often speaks of, Peterson opted for a simpler solution to his pump-fueled fuck up — going for the good ‘ol dirty delete. Classy.
Meanwhile, @songpinganq took a more gracious approach to their blunder, clarifying that contrary to their initial caption, the clip in question was not, in fact, a glimpse at CCP cum factories.
“Sorry. My mistake. I found this video on WeChat and they said this is China's collection room for sperm bank. Turns out that this video is from UK,” they wrote, oh-so nearly grasping the point.
Sorry. My mistake.
— Songpinganq (@songpinganq) March 12, 2023
I found this video on WeChat and they said this is China's collection room for sperm bank.
Turns out that this video is from UK. pic.twitter.com/BClnNG83g8
If only you could extract stupid as easily as you could extract cum.
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