Over the weekend, clean-room advocate Jordan Peterson stepped away from his packed schedule of torturing his body with an all-meat diet — and the rest of the world with his opinions — to inadvertently take a stand against one of the biggest issues plaguing our society: the working conditions of a cock-milking factory.


On Saturday, March 11th, Peterson quote tweeted a post from China-centric Twitter page @songpinganq featuring a clip depicting cock-milking fetish porn framed as a Chinese semen-collecting clinic, a sentiment the purveyor of realism evidently couldn’t be bothered to actually fact-check. “Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell,” Peterson wrote alongside the video, sans a single scrap of irony.



Peterson’s post quickly went viral — as most out-of-context porn clips shared by sanctimonious conservatives tend to do — prompting several Twitter users to revel in dunking on his oblivious Canadian ass, a sentiment that pushed him to revoke his bold proclamation.






Yet instead of owning up to his mistake like the real men he often speaks of, Peterson opted for a simpler solution to his pump-fueled fuck up — going for the good ‘ol dirty delete. Classy.


Meanwhile, @songpinganq took a more gracious approach to their blunder, clarifying that contrary to their initial caption, the clip in question was not, in fact, a glimpse at CCP cum factories.


“Sorry. My mistake. I found this video on WeChat and they said this is China's collection room for sperm bank. Turns out that this video is from UK,” they wrote, oh-so nearly grasping the point.



If only you could extract stupid as easily as you could extract cum.