Kash Patel Took a Taxpayer-Funded Government Jet to See His Girlfriend Perform at a Wrestling Event
Yeah, you can’t do that.
Published 6 days ago in Funny
Kash Patel is a lucky man. Not only is he head of the FBI, but he’s also dating a country singer who’s nearly half his age. However, his sick lifestyle landed him in hot water after federal flight logs appear to show that he used the FBI’s private jet to attend his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins’ performance at the Real American Freestyle wrestling competition at Pennsylvania State University last weekend.
According to FBI policy, the bureau’s director is required to travel by private jet for security reasons. However, there is a clause that if they use the jet for personal trips, they must reimburse taxpayers for the cost.
"Dear FBI Employees:
I'm sorry the government ISN'T funded, so you won't be getting a paycheck.
Luckily, that doesn't stop Real American Freestyle WRESTLING!
So I flew the FBI jet to State College PA, hung out with my chick, and then flew to Nashville where she lives." -Ka$h pic.twitter.com/tuOmWwO4Wk— Kyle Seraphin (@KyleSeraphin) October 26, 2025
This isn’t the first time Patel has been accused of using the FBI jet. Former FBI counterintelligence officer Frank Figliuzzi claimed Patel spends more time in clubs than he does in the office, pointing to his lack of daily security briefings as evidence he’s not fit for the job.
Sadly, if you are upset about taxpayers footing the bill for Patel’s date nights, you are somehow labeled “woke.”