Now You Can Fill Your Home With The Aroma of KFC With This Fire Log
Published 6 years ago in Funny
In what will probably be looked at as a bad decision in the near future, KFC has decided to sell artificial logs for fireplaces that emit the aroma of their "World Famous" Kentucky fried chicken. A representative for the company was quoted as saying:
"At KFC, we have always been proud of our role in bringing loved ones together at the dinner table around a bucket of our world-famous fried chicken"
I mean who doesn't think of greasy fried chicken when sitting near a fire during the holiday season? It's too early to tell if this idea is going to be a bang or a bust, but I won't be burning one anytime soon.
In a tweet from the company's official account, KFC announced the log:
Introducing the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog from Enviro-Log®, the best way to make a fire smell less like fire and more like fried chicken. Get yours today at https://t.co/u2baCmHQYF. pic.twitter.com/y4TRf4cqQs
— KFC (@kfc) December 13, 2018
This isn't the first bizarre marketing campaign from the Colonel however, in 2016 KFC gave away 3,000 free bottles of Colonel Sanders' Extra Crispy Sunscreen, a sunscreen that left the wearer smelling like fried chicken. Believe it or not, the lotion sold out very quickly.
Back in November, KFC also announced their Fried Chicken and Waffles which has gotten mixed reviews, but mostly positive ones.
A New Demonic Toy Chases Children As They Scream
A new toy released by Hasbro chases kids as the scream.
Published 6 years ago in Wtf
Stare into the eyes of Lucifer himself
A controversial new toy has hit the shelves just in time for Christmas. That toy is none other than the arachnid-like, seemingly innocent toy dubbed the "Yellies." The big thing that separates the Yellie toy to other non-demonic dolls, is that the motorized doll is activated when it hears the screams of terror of children. The louder they yell, the faster the Yellie goes.
I believe the inventors of this toy have never had children - I would go far as to say they have never been around a child. Because, the last thing anybody around a child wants, is to increase the amount of noise coming from that child's face. I am not alone in this belief as parents around the country voiced their concern about the product.
If someone gives your kid a #yellies toy this christmas... they hate you #truth #worstchristmasgiftever
— AdventuresinMommin (@AMommin) December 4, 2018
Every parent's nightmare. #yellies pic.twitter.com/z0wNdM3fP0
— littleterror (@mattterror) December 1, 2018
I feel like the target audience is the recently divorced to purchase for the other household.
— littleterror (@mattterror) December 1, 2018
Here's proof evil is real: This is a toy that is runs on yelling. The correct way for a child to play with it is to scream at it, and the louder they scream, the faster it goes. https://t.co/YsVOp9zh9s?
— Bonnie Kristian (@bonniekristian) December 8, 2018
But even taking all of this into consideration, the Yellies are flying off the shelves. Stores like Target and Amazon are selling out of certain kinds of Yellie and are even marking up the prices. I guess parents either like torturing themselves or maybe they like seeing their kids run away screaming.
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