People Think Kim Kardashian Is Soft Launching a Neuralink
According to her doctor, she does need one.
Published 2 weeks ago in Funny
On a recent episode of The Kardashians, Kim’s doctor is reviewing her brain scans when he gives her some bad news: her frontal lobe – the part responsible for thinking and planning – was hardly working. According to the scans, she showed “low brain activity” and even had “holes” in her frontal lobe, which her doctor said could be a sign of high stress.
Last month, Kim went on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast and shared that being married to Kanye West was incredibly stressful and may have caused her multiple brain aneurysms, noting that Kanye would often give his friends their Lamborghinis on a whim.
Ok hear me out.
Showing this, combined with failing the bar, is all part of a plan. The Kardashians are masters at this. My money is on her using this to set the stage for getting a NeuroLink, telling everyone how much better she is, and then immediately passing the bar to… https://t.co/PVo4FiDQUC— Emery (@EmeryEXP) November 30, 2025
Most people online weren’t shocked by Kim's low brain activity, though they are shocked that Kim is so proudly and repeatedly crafting the image that she is “brain dead.” Kim is many things, if not an opportunist, so you can forgive the denizens for smelling foul play.
If Kim ends up announcing a Neuralink, don’t say I didn’t warn you.