Now, how would he know that?

James Robertson-Reavis, a Texas-based doll collector, recently spoke to Queerty about the newest addition to his collection, a life-sized Henry Cavill doll that he proudly claims is “anatomically correct.”

Apparently, Robertson-Reavis is a huge Henry Cavill fan (as if that wasn’t already obvious) and has a collection of silicone dolls that numbers in the “thousands.” He even runs an Instagram account dedicated to his Cavill doll under the handle @my_cavill_companion.

On his Instagram, you’ll see AI-generated videos of the Cavill doll and Robertson-Reavis embracing each other and kissing. One clip shows the doll holding a cake while it sings Robertson-Reavis Happy Birthday. Other posts feature the doll standing about the house, fully clothed. There is even one post of the doll shirtless in a garden. 

Robertson-Reavis told Queerty that while the Cavill doll is “anatomically correct,” it isn’t a “sex doll,” clarifying that “he isn’t made like that, per se,” though he did admit he may have “added additional silicone ‘pieces.’”

Sure thing, buddy. We aren’t judging!