‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model
RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet. In the latest example of “things online that would have sent Freud into a coma,” one man on Twitter attempted to dunk on an OnlyFans model by comparing her to his sister.
Future milf pic.twitter.com/63Z8RQdCUp
— Sam Frank (@samxfrank) October 28, 2023
Right before Halloween, Sam Frank tweeted a photo of herself in a maid costume with the caption, “future milf.” Normal enough, right? Well one streamer, Konvy, took issue with that for some unknowable reason, and responded to the tweet with a photo of a girl he claims is his little sister. His response reads, “this you ????? My lil sister got a fatter ass than you, stop using n3on for views.”
this you ????? My lil sister got a fatter ass than you, stop using n3on for views pic.twitter.com/2iJIdmuMYL
— ?σ?ν? ???? (@Konvy) October 29, 2023
His tweet is referring to a YouTuber named N3on who Frank has been posting photos with as of late. According to this tweeter, Frank has committed the heinous crime of “using N3on for views” while also having an insufficiently round ass. As we know, women whose bodies we don’t personally find attractive are deserving of ridicule and scorn so the world knows of their evil deeds.
YOUR WHAT??????????? pic.twitter.com/d8Z7my5ZMX
— Hasan ???????? (@flackospalace) October 29, 2023
People were quick to ask what the hell this guy’s deal was. There were several references to “Sweet Home Alabama,” while others simply told the man to put his phone down and step away from the internet. Overall, most everyone thought his tweet was insane and that caring about any of this was bizarre.
I agree. Although I do appreciate a literal Freudian slip as much as the next guy.
'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom
It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.
When New York City-based engineer Mark Longo found himself rescuing — and ultimately adopting — an orphaned baby squirrel a few years back, little did he know his companion would skyrocket him to internet fame … and landing him a reputation as one of OnlyFans’ nuttiest creators.
"I released him in the backyard, and a day and a half later, I found him sitting on my porch, missing half his tail. So here I am, balling my eyes out, like I failed you as your human," he told USA Today of how he attempted to release Peanut, who he bottle-fed for eight months after his mother died in an accident.
Upon seeing each other, he continued, he knew the squirrel was no longer cut out for the outdoors. "I kind of opened the door, he ran inside,” he continued. “That was the last of Peanut's wildlife career."
While one career may have ended during that fateful interaction, another one began for Longo — one involving posting lots of nutty videos. As he began amassing followers on his shared Instagram account with Peanut, he decided to take a detour from both his wholesome pet content and STEM career, experimenting with OnlyFans to the delight of his down-bad followers.
Best friends for life ️ pic.twitter.com/MdzuoJXkvE
— B&S (@_B___S) November 1, 2023
“Finding out that this guy made a full HOG OUT *nlyf*ns after leveraging his successful squirrel page following was crazy,” @itskindaover captioned a retweet of a now-viral supercut of the pair.
“Even for a video about a squirrel I was surprised by the large quantity of nuts that made an appearance,” wrote @AdamLake while @rasalistair commended his new venture.
“Proud of him,” they added.“Got me gooned out too.”
But regardless of whether you’re envious of his body, his squirrel or both, one thing is certain: as @dyslexXtHiCc so aptly put it,“This is my dream and I am nothing but resentful seeing a man live it.”
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