We regret to inform you, but 'Clifford The Big Red Dog' is coming to the big screen in 2021 as a live-action remake. Yeah, really, the trailer was released earlier today and though it feels like a trap, here I am talking about it. 

The short trailer doesn't give us much to go off of, but it doesn't show a poorly painted Clifford inline with other normal-sized and colored dogs. Watch for yourselves. 

I don't have some contrarian take. But I do have questions. Will we see Clifford take a massive dump? What are they going to do with his huge red dog dick? Because, though I don't have children, these are things I'd like to know, as a parent before, exposing my child to a 30-foot tall red rocket. 

He looks innocent enough, but what are those eyes hiding? 

The 'hot-takes' are painfully predictable, "it looks weird", "is he covered in blood", yadda yadda. Let us know what you think. Is this a pass? Or you going to take the chance and see this when it comes out?