The Magdeburg Unicorn is The Worst Fossil Reconstruction in the History of Fossil Reconstructions
In 1663, Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke found a variety of fossilized skeletons including a woolly rhinoceros, woolly mammoth, and a narwhal in Germany which led to the worst reconstruction of a fossil ever.
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In 1663, Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke found a variety of fossilized skeletons including a woolly rhinoceros, woolly mammoth, and a narwhal in Germany which led to the worst reconstruction of a fossil ever. Geuricke was under the assumption that the bones belonged to a unicorn, based on the horn he found.
Five years of speculation lead Geuricke to construct the most ridiculous creature from the fossils.
The bones are still on display at the Museum für Naturkunde in Magdeburg, Germany the same way Geuricke arranged them, even though the arrangement is obviously wrong.
The horn is most likely from a narwhal, a whale that grows a long spiraled horn protruding from the front of its skull. The skull is part of a woolly rhinoceros and the "shoulder" is actually the two front legs of a woolly mammoth.
Unicorns have sparked our imaginations since folklore from the middle ages. They're known for their mysticism and for the healing qualities of their horns. And they obviously inspired Geuricke to create this monstrosity.
Couple Under Investigation for Sex Act at Oakland A's Stadium
During the 5-3 Oakland win, a fan captured a couple from across the stadium in what appears to be a sex act. The video was promptly posted to Twitter, which caught the eye of local authorities.
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During the 5-3 Oakland win, a fan captured a couple from across the stadium in what appears to be a sex act. The video was promptly posted to Twitter, which caught the eye of local authorities.
Oakland Police have since launched an investigation into the two fans at the Oakland A's game that decided to get intimate in the nosebleeds.
During an Oakland-Mariners game on Sunday, two fans were caught on video allegedly in the middle of a blowjob. The couple was in the top right corner of the stadium, no other people were around them.
Oakland police are investigating a home run in the stands. https://t.co/G3qMM8PCF2
— KRON4 News (@kron4news) August 22, 2022
In a statement made by the OPD, Candace Keas said, "The Oakland Police Department was not alerted to this incident until after the game and we were advised that A’s staff/cameras did not capture video of this during the game. We have initiated an investigation. However, the parties have not been identified and no one has been cited/arrested at this time."
If caught, the couple could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 dollar fine for lewd acts in public.
Am I surprised that Oakland police are investigating a supposed sex act occurring in the stands at an A's game? Kind of. Actually, the owner of the A's has been screwing the fans for well over a decade and there's been no investigation of that. Not sure how this is different.
— Michael Bohinc (@Mike88JuniorFan) August 22, 2022
This only proves the three people at the A's game aren't even paying attention.
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