Man Explaining How Wild Foxes Aren’t Dangerous Gets Bitten By Wild Fox
If you’re to believe the internet, you’d think that foxes aren’t dangerous.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
If you’re to believe the internet, you’d think that foxes aren’t dangerous.
In fact, according to the Humane Society of the United States, “Foxes are not dangerous and do not attack humans, except when they are rabid, which is very rare, or when they are captured and handled. Even then, a fox’s natural tendency is to flee rather than fight.”
One man was recently trying to explain this idea to a group of strangers — only to be immediately disproven.
what does the fox say pic.twitter.com/tHV6sw3NDZ
— jeremy bin (@Shaihuluddedune) May 8, 2024
According to videographer Daniel Owen, he was waiting for a bus when he was approached by a fox, whom locals call “Roxy.” A stranger was quick to tell him that he shouldn’t be worried and that foxes never attack. Then, the stranger was attacked by the fox.
Thankfully, the victim had a good attitude about it, asking “How stupid is that?” after it happened. Pretty stupid, man!
“The worst thing is, I was giving it vibes! I was, like, bigging it up and everything!” he adds later in the video as blood begins to spill out of his leg.
Owen says the man later walked away and the fox scampered off, so it looks like all parties involved were fine. But for good measure, just stay away from foxes — as we now know, they can be massive assholes.
Woman Who Brought Gun on First Date Wonders If Her Bullet Blunder Will Help or Hurt Her Prospects
Apparently, being named one of the “Hottest Libertarians of 2024” by some random website doesn’t save you from making embarrassing first date blunders, though it does mean said blunders come with a potentially lethal twist thanks to your insistence on sta
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Apparently, being named one of the “Hottest Libertarians of 2024” by some random website doesn’t save you from making embarrassing first date blunders, though it does mean said blunders come with a potentially lethal twist thanks to your insistence on staying strapped.
Last night I was on a first date and at the end of the night he opened my car door for me and my holstered gun fell out of my new purse and hit the road and my Shield Arms mag exploded and sent 9mm ammo flying everywhere, and then we spent the next 15 minutes trying to find all… pic.twitter.com/cCcK4CRZvb
— Bx (@bx_on_x) May 6, 2024
Bx, a Twitter libertarian and “independent investigator,” recently tweeted about a first date she went on that almost ended in disaster. Or as she wrote, “Last night I was on a first date and at the end of the night he opened my car door for me and my holstered gun fell out of my new purse and hit the road and my Shield Arms mag exploded and sent 9mm ammo flying everywhere, and then we spent the next 15 minutes trying to find all the ammo and the mag spring. Am I getting a second date?”
She added, “Please no judge on the purse carry, I normally carry appendix but I was wearing a dress. Actually, judge me idgaf.” Concerningly, she claims to be a firearms instructor.
He might ask you on a second date at the gun range for a couples gun safety class. Followed by Buffalo Wild Wings
— Patrick Rafferty (@RaffyPindaHouse) May 6, 2024
Some simps gently ribbed her for dropping a literal gun, joking that she should go to a gun-safety class for her second date, but most were quick to reassure her that it was fine and that “any carry is better than none.”
We examined tf out of it trying to see what happened... It's a Shield Arms aftermarket mag and they are usually reliable. The mag didnt come out of the gun, there is a mark from where the base plate hit the asphalt right on the pin. I think it just hit at the perfect angle.
— Bx (@bx_on_x) May 6, 2024
Many, including Bx herself, were shocked at how the gun fell apart, with Bx telling her followers that she and her date got into her car to examine the gun and try to understand what happened. She explained, “The mag didn’t come out of the gun, there is a mark from where the base plate hit the asphalt right on the pin. I think it just hit at the perfect angle.”
How reassuring!
No word from Bx on whether or not her date is up for round two, although some followers argued that if he was willing to stick around and try to investigate what happened rather than run away as soon as a gun fell out her purse, he’s probably interested in a second date. There’s someone for everyone, I guess!
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