Man Lets Off a Round Into His Pan of Hamburger Helper
And they say white people don't season their food.
Published 1 year ago in Facepalm
Cooking skills: Some people have them, some people don’t. Even with a fully-written recipe, there are just certain people that know exactly how much cumin a recipe needs, or precisely how one can save a soup that’s gotten too salty.
Then, there are people who take a different, considerably more violent approach.
And they say us white people don’t season our food pic.twitter.com/LUW8L0CcUx
— SneakySnake (@Sneakiestsnakee) March 19, 2024
In this video, a man is cooking a meal that can only be described as “brown” when he realizes, “Hey, now would be a great time to show off my gun.”
And so, he does just that. The problem is, he doesn’t keep the safety on, and when the barrel is aimed at his “delicious” dinner, the weapon goes off.
linguini: oh boy this food looks delectable, i wonder what that wacky rat will think of next
remy, completely sick of cooking for this talentless hack piece of shit: https://t.co/4QgbUNQrYX— im alex (@snockhit) March 20, 2024
A million things could be said here about gun safety — for example, the fact that he decided to play with a loaded gun near a gas stove. He’s lucky that his misfire just ended up a ruined bolognese and not a big kaboom.
man went 0-2 on suicide. shooting a gas stove, and a possible ricochet off the pan https://t.co/wXFK2Mj8Cy
— Chi-Guy Eric (@ChiTownEnuff) March 20, 2024
The big question: Do we think he ate it afterward anyway? My bet’s on yes.
The Russian Sleep Experiment Is the Most Famous Creepypasta Ever
According to the story published on the Creepypasta Wiki back in 2010, which was the first known instance of the story appearing online, the five participants, who were political prisoners, were kept awake for 15 days using a stimulant gas and monitored b
Published 1 year ago in Wow
If you’ve spent any time at all on the creepypasta/SCP side of the internet, you’ve undoubtedly heard of the Russian Sleep Experiment, an incredibly popular creepypasta about five people who were given a stimulant designed to prevent them from falling asleep. Like many urban legends, the lines between what’s fact and what’s fiction have started to blur, thanks in large part to online content creators deliberately pushing the idea that the experiment may have been inspired by true events.
The Russian Sleep Experiment Explained pic.twitter.com/7LXeAtYekl
— Brian (@_b_lun) March 18, 2024
According to the story published on the Creepypasta Wiki back in 2010, which was the first known instance of the story appearing online, the five participants, who were political prisoners, were kept awake for 15 days using a stimulant gas and monitored by scientists as they gradually descended into madness.
Eventually, the participants were released, although they begged the researchers to turn the gas back on; in addition, what researchers saw when they entered the test chamber on the 15th day was horrifying and disgusting, with the subjects having torn chunks of flesh from their own bodies and removed their own abdominal organs, laying them out on the floor.
The story was adapted for the screen in 2019 following the release of a novelization in 2015, and is considered by many to be the most prolific creepypasta story ever written. While it should be enough to enjoy a terrifying yet fictional story for what it is, some people continue to perpetuate the idea that the experiment may have been inspired by true events. TikToker Christopher Kiely, for one, said he wasn’t sure himself whether the experiment was real or not, sharing obviously doctored images and telling his audience, “This looks like someone who hasn’t slept for 30 days.” It looks like someone who isn’t real is what it looks like.
Fortunately for us, Snopes answered the question all the way back in 2013, describing the experiment as a “bit of supernatural fiction” that went viral online, and not a genuine historical record of a “1940s sleep deprivation research project gone awry.”
Sorry!
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