Man Pretends To Be A Mannequin So He Can Rob Store After It Closes
The secret to living your childhood fantasies of hanging out at the mall after hours? None other than masquerading as a mannequin, one Polish man recently discovered.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
The secret to living your childhood fantasies of hanging out at the mall after hours? None other than masquerading as a mannequin, one Polish man recently discovered.
On Wednesday, authorities in Warsaw announced that they had arrested a 22-year-old man who allegedly decided to spend some solo time in a local mall, hiding as a mannequin in a boutique before robbing the store in question.
A man has been accused of posing as a mannequin in a Warsaw, Poland, shop window to steal jewelry after closing time. If convicted, he could face 10 years in prison. pic.twitter.com/IVEGWsZmgC
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) October 21, 2023
Though the mannequins, depicted in stills released by the Śródmieście Police Department, were plastic, black, and very unrealistic, the man in question somehow managed to successfully blend in, pocketing jewelry after the mall’s closure.
This mission was so successful that he ran another heist, one that involved treating himself to two separate meals at a bar within the mall. While it was unclear how exactly local authorities managed to catch the posing perp, they ultimately captured him and charged him with theft and burglary. He is currently facing up to 10 years in prison.
Paul Blart, when the world needed you the most, you were nowhere to be found.
Portland Man Films His Parade-Induced Road Rage As He Barrels Through Pedestrian Filled Street While Listening to Yelawolf
The only thing more annoying than facing more than three dozen criminal charges?
Published 1 year ago in Funny
The only thing more annoying than facing more than three dozen criminal charges? Parade road closures — at least to one rage-filled driver who decided the best way to beat traffic during Portland’s Rose Parade was driving straight through police barricades.
In newly-released dash cam footage depicting the accident, which went down last June, driver Sidney Mecham can be seen absolutely losing his mind, speeding down the shoulder of the highway and nearly bulldozing multiple pedestrians in a fit of road rage.
“They got it all blocked off! The Lloyd Center exit! The Convention Center exit! Every motherf–ing exit!” Mecham can be heard screaming during his reign of terror. “You motherf—kers! F—k you! F—k you! F—k you! F—k you!”
After several moments of horrifying parade goers, several of which can be seen running from his vehicle, Mecham was ultimately captured by authorities, and taken to jail, where he has remained since. He currently faces nearly 40 charges, ranging from hit-and-run property damage to several counts of reckless driving.
So take it from this newly-minted jailbird — if you’re gonna get arrested, at least listen to something more bada— than Yelawolf.
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