Divorce is hard. It’s hard on parents, it’s hard on kids. But what isn’t hard (in theory) is dividing up your stuff, assuming all your stuff is still in one piece.

Sure, you might fight over this or that — who gets the house, the cars — but one man took his divorce a step too far, literally cutting all his stuff in half.

Man’s divorce settlement his wife was to get 50% of everything he owned. So he took it quite literally. Got out the power tools and went to work. . pic.twitter.com/g76fxibQvv

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— Chad Harrison (@JeepguyTexas) June 24, 2025

While it probably made him feel good in the moment, there’s no way the judge presiding over his case let this fly.

If you’re looking for an example on how to handle divorce the right way, let me remind you of the man who simply sat in front of his computer and reviewed a bottle of scotch while his wife packed her things.