Men Are ‘Pants-Watching’ Tom Holland’s Recent Spider-Man Pics

Oh boy, another Spider-Man movie starring Tom Holland.

By Peter Rapine

Published 4 months ago in Funny


Holland and Marvel have begun promoting Holland’s fourth appearance as the neighborhood webslinger, dropping a teaser trailer and behind-the-scenes shots from Spider-Man: Brand New Day, set to release in July 2026. In the photos circulating online, Peter Parker is seen in his “new” Spider-Man suit, which looks exactly like his old Spider-Man suit.


I know I’m not the target audience for this movie, and if you’re excited about it, I’m happy for you; however, people in my feed have been staring at how big Holland’s package looks inside the suit.



According to X user SoggyCereal, who once attended a lecture by a VFX artist that worked on Avengers: Infinity War and had to edit out Holland’s manhood frame-by-frame, Holland is known to pack a serious web-shooter under all that spandex.


So if you’re hoping to see Peter Parker’s “Little Peter” on the big screen, don’t get your hopes up — Marvel will spend millions of dollars making sure it’s much more Ant-Man-size when it hits theaters. 

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