Men Call 911 on Themselves After Breaking into Empty Jail and Locking Themselves Inside
Earlier this month, three men set out to complete what could have been the heist of the century.
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Earlier this month, three men set out to complete what could have been the heist of the century. First, they would break into the abandoned Medium Security Institution near St. Louis, Missouri. Then, they would do… I don’t know, something. Once they had done whatever it was they planned to do, they would escape. No one would know a thing,
That, however, is not what happened. According to local NBC affiliate KSDK, when the trio tried to break into this former jail, they found out that it was filled with, surprise surprise, jail cells — and when they tried to explore the area further, they accidentally locked themselves inside.
Trio trespassing in shuttered 'Workhouse' call 911 for help after locking themselves in cell https://t.co/TXhj6mGuM6
— KSDK News (@ksdknews) November 18, 2023
Per KSDK, police received a call from one guy in the group while they were still stuck in the cell. After, I’m assuming, a long conversation in which the men had to explain that yes they were in jail but not like in “jail jail,” the police arrived and freed our poor dudes.
Then, they arrested them again.
“[Sgt. Charles] Wall said the men face possible charges for property damage, burglary and stealing,” reads the KSDK piece.
We don’t know what will happen to them yet, but police say that “an investigation is ongoing” — and it’s unlikely that a phone call to 911 will get them out of jail this time around.
Angry Hunter Calls Game Warden On Kids For Going One Foot Into His Land, Ends Up Getting a Citation
No matter where you go in this country, there is always a Karen with a problem.
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Typically Karen videos and freakouts come to us from parking lots, airplanes, and grocery stores, not from the middle of nowhere, but this is America, land of the free home of the entitled, and no matter where you go in this country, you can and should expect to confronted from someone with anger and entitlement issues.
These kids learned that lesson the hard and hilarious way when an angry hunter called the game warden on them for shooting a duck while being one foot on his land.
The man, decked out in camo and with fire in his eyes ensured these kids that he's a "hunter, not a dickhead." A proclamation, that one of the kids being yelled at rightly claimed was, "debatable."
The long story short, is he (the hunter) was proven wrong (of course) and was issued a citation from the game warden which he called on himself.
Oh sweet, sweet justice.
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