The current merchandise market is tired. Big, tourings acts have put their names on pretty much everything — so if you’re an indie band trying to make a splash, what the heck are you supposed to sell? KISS already sells coffins!

Well, if you’re New York black metal act Profanatica, you sell your drummer’s baby batter.

At a recent show, one fan noticed that a small vial of load was for sale on the merch table. For the low, low price of $50, you could be the proud owner of drummer seed.

Gross? Yes — but according to the man who took the photo, someone did end up buying it.