There are only two types of people who go to Thailand: 1) The kind that wants to party for a month straight, spending as little money as possible; and 2) the kind that wants to party for a month straight, spending as little money as possible. The problem is, after 30 days of shots and drugs, the human mind gets a bit stretched. Case and point: this American tourist who got so zooted he found himself in a sewer biting the rescue workers trying to save him.

Personally, I’ve never been to Thailand, but an epic bender and oppressive humidity are a pretty gnarly combo, so no judgment from me. 

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