Apparently if your name is Tony Stewart there are only two personality traits. Liking NASCAR and going fishing. That's about it. Thanks to Zillow Gone Wild - an account that tweets the funniest house listings - we got an inside look at the racecar driver's 30-million-dollar Indiana home.
At first glance, we got a familiar feeling. Almost like deja vu. Like we had definitely been there before. OH WAIT. That's because it's nearly identical to literally any and every Bass Pro Shop!
It didn't take long for the internet to pick up on the similarities. Here is the original tweet.
Nascar driver @TonyStewart’s Columbus, IN home is for sale for $30,000,000 and has nearly 20k square feet which includes a 2 story waterfall and trout stream in the entry lol pic.twitter.com/aZniMtUC9f— Zillow Gone Wild (@zillowgonewild) March 2, 2022
And right away the roast of Tony Stewart commenced.
bass pro shops ass house https://t.co/HNuW6EpegN— Josiah (@stack_janton99) March 2, 2022
Contractor: "So what are some ideas you had for the house?"— Brett Golightly (@brettgolightly) March 2, 2022
Tony Stewart: "You ever been to a Bass Pro Shop?"
Contractor: "Say no more fam." https://t.co/WLdM8QvbEv
Historically, NASCAR has been one of the more right wing leaning sports...
This entryway has huge “stormed out of family Thanksgiving because someone mentioned Colin Kaepernick” vibes. https://t.co/XgoZF73Pel— Brooke “Tyrannosaurus Regina” Preston (@bigu) March 2, 2022
These pics told me All Lives Matter https://t.co/KBwDZtJaHR— Wii-Yum (@MrGee54) March 2, 2022
Reminder that this mansion is located in Columbus, Indiana.
30 million for Columbus? They must be hoping a resort buys it because ain’t no way. https://t.co/SwxVkaHt51— Andre (@_wheresANDRE) March 2, 2022
Who’s gonna pay $30 mil to live in Indiana? https://t.co/cMJjauhsSF— Dr.HoustonS (@HoustonSMartin1) March 2, 2022
Other creative comparisons began rolling in.
Man lives at the Wilderness Lodge at Disneyworld… https://t.co/wisOzvngV3— D͟e͟e͟v͟y͟8͟ (@DEEVY8_) March 2, 2022
The internet may forgive, but it definitely doesn't forget. People began recalling the time that Tony Stewart hit (and killed) Kevin Ward Jr. while racing sprint cars on a dirt track. Look up the video on YouTube, crazy stuff.
Wow you can just murder someone with your car and still live in a $30,000,000 house? This truly is the greatest country on earth. https://t.co/YeYgbsP7ex— bowtiedbourbonghost ♟ (@BourbonGhost) March 2, 2022
Remember when he killed a guy? https://t.co/h9wqIHi2YM— Matt in AQ (@mattinaq) March 2, 2022
Ain't he the one that killed a guy that one time? https://t.co/0nFtGyVXxW— point-half of a brain cell. (@centuriancircle) March 2, 2022
In general people seemed to be intrigued. Is 'intrigued' the right word?
You can tell a single man lived in this home https://t.co/hUHIATVISP— Nikki Da Ninja Nikki Da Boss (@nikkilue47) March 2, 2022
Having to walk through a Cabela’s everyday to get to the kitchen for coffee sounds like hell. https://t.co/cgfj297Nnp— Evan Rusch (@whatEVskis) March 2, 2022
Looking for 100 friends to go in on this with me. Please DM if interested. https://t.co/tJlzkYpHrx— Rich Whittington (@RichWhitt4) March 2, 2022
this is just the branson airport https://t.co/t5C2WmMcHY— Hoot 'n' Holler: A Podcast About the Ozarks (@hootnhollerpod) March 2, 2022
I know it smell crazy in there https://t.co/GpH9pH3DBC— The Heehee Ni**a Screaming (@TheDiorHomie) March 2, 2022
If you're in the market and have a couple milli laying around, hit up Tony Stewart's real estate agent. The downside is living in a town nobody has ever heard of until now, but that's showbiz baby!