People Want to Do Unspeakable Things to the NEO Home Robot
There’s a new robot in your house, and it’s hitting on your wife.
Published 1 month ago in Funny
Silicon Valley has learned that it doesn’t need to sell finished products, so they have simply stopped trying. According to tech-reviewer Marques Brownlee, the NEO home robot, which costs a whopping $20,000, is “not finished” as its actions are “100% tele-operated [sic],” meaning someone, somewhere has to operate its controls.
Brownlee accuses NEO of being pure “hype” and throws shade at Silicon Valley for a trend that he sees as all too common, misleading buyers. That said, the internet is already worried the NEO will be used to do more than the dishes, if you catch my drift.
NEO The Home Robot
Order Today pic.twitter.com/fTQtCHB4UW— 1X (@1x_tech) October 28, 2025
Oh wow, I think i'm getting the one with 2 extra batteries https://t.co/E13lUwJKYnpic.twitter.com/TJGMx5fmBk
— WenMoon 闻月 (@0xWenMoon) October 29, 2025
NEO’s homepage features an image of an elderly man with his arm around the “home robot,” giving him a glance that seems to imply the two are, you know, doing it. Others have taken screenshots from NEO’s launch video and made edits showing the robot lying in bed next to a woman, seemingly listening to her talk, and people are concerned about the implications.
wait till u find that mf $20k clanker in ur kitchen acting too friendly. pic.twitter.com/dOGJpqvGpN
— dev (@zivdotcat) October 29, 2025
NEO may be marketed as a “chore bot,” but once the freaks get their hands on it, you know what NEO will be used for, and it isn’t folding laundry!
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