If you tell the truth, I will forgive you #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Rihab Raad (@RihabRaad) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou— Hannah Butters (@hani_b88) June 21, 2019
"When your 18 you can do what you like! "
"While your living under my roof you will do as I say! "
#LiesYourParentsToldYou— Anthony Sinnott (@librarianth) June 20, 2019
Parents: "We'll think about it"
Me: "Thank you" *wanders off under the impression that my deepest desires are being carefully and consideratly weighed
When they were 4, 8 & 12, I told my kids swearing was illegal until 1967, punishable, in the case of extreme swearing, by imprisonment. I did it for no other reason than to see if I could get away with it. It remains one of my finest parental achievements #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Chris Lang (@ChrisLangWriter) June 20, 2019
It's illegal to turn your light on in the car. I was 29 before I learned this was a lie. #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) June 20, 2019
I was 6. My mum told me it was illegal to feed squirrels. She just didn't want me to go near squirrels. When I qualified as a lawyer I tried to find the relevant statute. There wasn't one. I'd been warning people for years that they'd go to prison. #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) June 20, 2019
If you work hard and pay your national insurance, the government will look after you with a state pension you can live on when you reach 65, a free health service for all, and benefits should you fall on hard times.— John Spiers #GTTO (@squeezyjohn) June 20, 2019
“On the way back we can buy it” #LiesYourParentsToldYou— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) June 20, 2019
"You'll never amount to anything if you keep playing those video games..." #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Luke (@_CaRtOoNz) June 20, 2019
When I was 6 my dad told me Bigfoot was spotted in the woods near our house & I didn’t go outside for 2 days out of pure terror (we lived in suburban New Jersey) #LiesYourParentsToldYou— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) June 20, 2019
High school is going to be the best years of your life and you’re gonna miss it when it’s over #LiesYourParentsToldYou— GraceCamacho (@wordssetinstony) June 20, 2019