As any rebellious teenager will tell you, if you’re going to carry around illicit substances, you should make an effort to hide them. You don’t have to break out the whole “fake Coke can” either — just tucking them away in a place where the average Joe won’t find them is generally enough for polite society.

These people not only didn’t understand that, but also didn’t have a well-developed sense of irony. That’s because they put their illegal goods in a bag clearly labeled “Definitely not a bag full of d***s.”

Believe it or not, police found them out, and the two people involved were arrested.