President-Elect of Chile Simps Hard for Taylor Swift
Swifties came together once again in defense of the singer/songwriter. One die hard fan just happens to be the new president of Chile.
Published 3 years ago in Facepalm
We all know that Swifties are a different breed. Taylor Swift fans will defend her until the day they die. One such fan recently pulled out his simp card after Swift was accused of not writing her own songs.
The LA Times tweeted a quote from Blur singer and Gorillaz member, Damon Albarn.
Obviously Taylor wasn't pleased...
@DamonAlbarn I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write ALL of my own songs. Your hot take is completely false and SO damaging. You don’t have to like my songs but it’s really fucked up to try and discredit my writing. WOW. https://t.co/t6GyXBU2Jd
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) January 24, 2022
Apparently Gabriel Boric, the new President-elect of Chile thought this was the perfect opportunity to simp, and simp he did.
Hey, shooters gotta shoot.
Dad tweet, check. Simp card, check. Confirming that Taylor Swift will never ever sleep with you? Check, check, check.
I'm just happy to know that Chile be changing their national anthem to "You Belong With Me" for the foreseeable future.
49ers’ Kicker Robbie Gould Could Give Zero F***s about Your Team
Kicker Robbie Gould knows that he has one job to do, so he does it.
Published 3 years ago in Funny
Robbie Gould helped his team defeat the Green Bay Packers with a last second field goal, and advance to the NFC Championship Game.
For the win!!! On to the next! pic.twitter.com/rd2oJ24fpi
— Robbie Gould (@RobbieGould09) January 23, 2022
Apparently there was no hesitation on the side of Gould once the 49ers were in field goal range. After all, he had been practicing during player introductions before the game had started.
Robbie Gould does not care about your player introductions pic.twitter.com/xL2wKFBACF
— KNBR (@KNBR) January 23, 2022
It's safe to say he doesn't give a flying f*ck about your player intros. Dude has one job to do. But what's the limit to which Robbie Gould will practice?
Surely when the cheerleaders are on the field performing, he'll take a break. Lol wrong.
Robbie Gould has experience kicking in awkward situations
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 24, 2022
Before he was warming up during Packers intros, he was doing this against the Cowboys
(via @KNBR, @hutchdiesel) pic.twitter.com/wuyxkg9pzg
Hey can we blame him? He just ended Aaron Rodgers' season (possibly career), and he's heading to the NFC Championship Game.
If Robbie Gould were on my team, I'd let him kick field goals at my grandma's funeral for all I care. The guy has ice in his veins.
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