Seeing as you’re currently online, you’ve probably heard rumblings that Rachel Zegler, star of Disney’s ill-fated Snow White remake, has joined OnlyFans. Well, it’s not true, so you can go back to whacking off to someone else.

How did we get here, you ask? It’s kind of unclear, but as of right now, it seems like this rumor stems from a few posts made to the social media site “X,” also known as the trusted place we’ll all be doing our banking in the future.

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While few individual posts on the topic seem to be gaining significant traction, there’s enough chatter about it that real news sites — you know, the kind that don’t post videos of hippos spraying poop on people — are running the story, though most are thankfully taking the “debunking” angle.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time that Zegler’s name and OnlyFans have trended. After Disney’s Snow White reboot failed to impress, many on social media became insistent that the star’s only path forward was through the subscription app. Sure, she’s both been in a Spielberg movie and on Broadway, but she’s a woman! Surely she wouldn’t be able to live down one shitty movie that still pulled $205 million at the box office!