People Can't Believe This Turtle is Racist

After a series of videos showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral, some people are vowing to never use paper straws again.

By Peter Rapine

Published 3 years ago in Funny


Can a turtle be racist? Does a racist turtle deserve your respect? These are all questions people had to ask themselves after a video showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral. The videos are clearly a joke and one is actually calling this turtle a racist, but that didn't stop people from thinking it. 


We don't know how or why the turtle is acting this way. Could be there is something hidden in the shoe, or that the dark color would elicit this type of reaction, but people are jokingly calling it racist. The "racist turtle" is placed on the ground surrounded by a wall of white sneakers. The turtle then moves past them to attack a lone black sneaker, before cutting to a clip of Dr. Umar giving a side-eyed look that says, "everything is racist against black people." 



The video was originally posted to TikTok by @phatonions but was later reposted by Twitter account @nocontextdrumar on May 6th, and it has since amassed over 4 million views. Dr. Umar Johnson, for those who don't know, is a niche internet celebrity/meme who works as a clinical psychologist with a focus on black children with disruptive behavior disorders. 


The account @nocontextdrumar isn't affiliated with the real Dr. Umar but instead is a sh*tposting account that shares meme videos with "racial undertones", before cutting to Dr. Umar's trademark eyebrow raise. 


The series is in three parts. And each one is as damming as the previous one. Why is this turtle such a little racist? Should we stop using paper straws and switch back to plastic? Do turtles deserve our protection?




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Internet Fries Jack Harlow for Being Carried at Kentucky Derby

Apparently Jack Harlow didn't want to get his kicks dirty at the Kentucky Derby.

By zachnading

Published 3 years ago in Facepalm


It was an eventful Kentucky Derby for rap artist, Jack Harlow who was seen hanging out with fellow musician Drake for most of the race. However, Harlow has the internet up in arms after video (tweeted from the official Kentucky Derby account) surfaced of him being carried over the mud by two black men so as not to get his shoes dirty.



Yikes. To say that's not a good look would be a wild understatement. Needless to say, you can't (nor should you) write this stuff.



The internet had a field day, as it tends to do.






And listen, let's not act like Jack Harlow is some sort of prodigal son. He literally didn't do anything to make that Fergie sample better in any way.





SHEESH! It looks really, really bad. Because it IS really, really bad. Add Jack Harlow to the list of white dudes with really punchable faces. Right next to Jared Leto and Machine Gun Kelly who both enjoy hitting on underage girls. 


Here's an idea. Stop worshipping white dudes who don't give a f**k about anyone but themselves.


@kentuckyderby Shoes first. #KentuckyDerby #jackharlow #shoes @Jack Harlow ♬ original sound - Jordan
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