The Salmon Cannon is making the Internet feel bad for all the messed up things we do to fish. And we're not talking about eating fish, or keeping them as pets, or bleeding their numbers dry in the oceans, but you know, the other things we do.
This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day pic.twitter.com/aAmhHArjPg— Dr. Kash Sirinanda (@kashthefuturist) August 8, 2019
We are excited to introduce the Salmon Cannon, man's newest weapon against our mortal enemy, Fish. For far too long fish have slipped through our fingers, snapped our lines, and evaded are domination. But no longer, together and with the Salmon Cannon, fish will feel our wrath.
imagine if you were a fish and this shit happened to you https://t.co/SaYJ0leOm1— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) August 11, 2019
I'm Losing my Goddamn Mind— chib (@chibleee) August 11, 2019
shit which six flags is this at— kelly clarkson stan (@retroartiste) August 11, 2019
what if we kissed in the salmon cannon pic.twitter.com/eS4tbzsaVg— (@kirikerise) August 11, 2019
send me down the salmon cannon i don't fucking care anymore— hootie (@OwlFWGKTA) August 11, 2019