No one in history has shown as much restraint as the alleged creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto, who currently sits on a pile of money worth $128 billion. That is, if you believe Satoshi Nakamoto is even a real person — or alive.

While the true identity of the mind behind Bitcoin is a hotly debated mystery, with some arguing the CIA created Bitcoin and others arguing that Nakamoto isn’t just a single person, but rather a collective, one thing is for sure: Whoever created Bitcoin has no intention of cashing out.

not even a single $ has moved since the last 16 years

peak self control

wonder what he is doing these days pic.twitter.com/pMqgyRRfNy

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— Kyros (@IamKyros69) September 29, 2025

Occam’s Razor means the only “individual” who would sit on $130 B without touching a cent is not an individual at all, but an organization that doesn’t need money, that is getting what it wants when dump more real capital into BTC

or he’s dead https://t.co/gPS0M5CcDu

— Melian Refugee (@escapefrommelos) October 2, 2025

Which actually helps us understand who, or what, Satoshi Nakamoto is. Option one; he’s a real person who either doesn’t need or want $128 billion (doubtful), or he’s dead (highly probable). Option two: He isn’t a person at all, and is instead an organization which also, seemingly, isn’t interested in cashing out the biggest payday in history.

Now that’s what I call diamond hands.