Scottish Football Coach Accused of Stuffing a Banana in His Pants for a Team Photo

When something is too good to be true, it probably is.

Published 2 months ago in Funny

A coach for the Raith Rovers Football Club received a ton of thirsty attention this week after a team photo of his club went viral when X users spotted something gigantic in his pants.

However, after some mild investigation, I can assure you that he isn’t just happy to see you — he’s carrying his breakfast in his trousers, as it appears the hung coach in question stuffed his pants with a banana. You can make out the classic banana curve, and even the tip of the banana is clearly visible underneath his track pants.