It's that time of the year when people try and fail to make trend predictions, relive their best moments from the past year, and photo dump all their best meals and vacation pics on Instagram in celebration of the new year. And one woman on Twitter, who goes by the name 'Aella Girl' has caught our attention with a yearly wrap-up that received over 10,000 quote tweets, a sign that people very much hated what she has to share. 


Instead of documenting her best posts of the year, or her most viral tweets, Aella Girl documented everything she did last year, down to the number of times she 'left her house' or 'masturbated'. And among the things she did, people noticed showering was a little too low on her list, at least when you compare it to the number of times she pooped. 




Did you catch it? And if you did, did you do some quick math? A whopping total of 194 poops in 2022 (low) and a staggering 37 showers. That's one shower for every five poops. And taking into account that a year has 52 weeks, that's on average three, yes, three showers a month. 



Aella Girl did have an answer though for the people in her comments pointing out how low 37 showers is over the course of 365 days, and that was a bidet (thank god) and spot-washing. In her defense, she doesn't shower as a way to preserve her skin's "natural microbiome," which is apparently a real thing and not at all made up. 



I showed this to my girlfriend, who said and I quote, "that makes me want to kill myself." I cannot comment on the full list of her yearly activities, as counting how many times I smoked weed or pooped would forever embarrass me (it was a lot) and there is nothing more I can add that the 10,000 commenters failed to, as, no matter how intact this woman's "microbiome" is, everyone agrees that she certainly stinks.