Swifties Are Streaming the Clean Version of Taylor’s New Album Because She Sounds Really Awkward Swearing
It makes some of the cringier parts of the album a little less wince-inducing.
Published 1 month ago in Funny
On Taylor Swift’s new album, she makes some, well, choices. For example, she chooses to sing about her fiancé Travis Kelce’s “Wood” in a song called “Wood,” claiming that it was just so darn good that it managed to “ah-matize” her. She also swears and gets a little raunchy on multiple album tracks, saying in one track (in character) that she has a big, uh, “wood.”
There’s nothing wrong with this, of course. However, listening to the album, some people thought that these words (and this sentiment more generally) just felt weird coming out of Swift’s mouth. Thankfully, Swift also released a clean version of her album — and fans say that listening to it over the original is a much, much better experience.
Life of a showgirl clean being 10000% better than the explicit pic.twitter.com/aJSr9DdMKJ
— Tswizhoor (@nwnc7hx7wc) October 5, 2025
just left the theatre after watching The Life of a Showgirl movie & she played the lyric videos for the clean versions of the songs.. honestly they sound 10x better, sometimes i think she cusses just for the sake of cussing, like it made me LOVE Wood pic.twitter.com/duLOJOWd8l
— m*rtician ❤️ (@paperbaug) October 4, 2025
Just listened to the clean version of The Life of a Showgirl and like it SO much better
— prima (@lordpreezus) October 5, 2025
On X, users from around the world say they’re loving their time with the “clean” version more than the explicit one. “Just listened to the clean version of The Life of a Showgirl and like it SO much better,” reads one post. “honestly they sound 10x better, sometimes i think she cusses just for the sake of cussing, like it made me LOVE Wood,” offered another Swiftie recounting their experience of hearing the clean versions.
The clean version of “The Life of a Showgirl” is actually better https://t.co/uKHgU4gJKG
— Kristi D (@KristiTumblo) October 5, 2025
I love the clean version of the life of a showgirl. I love it so bad, more than the explicit version pic.twitter.com/toMnQuaZ7r
— jackie (@jackiestherapy) October 5, 2025
So, if you haven’t liked the new album, maybe give the clean version a try. And, if you don’t like that, thankfully there are about 15 million other albums that have been released across human history, so there’s plenty more to choose from.
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