Taylor Swift’s Gay Fans Are Still Holding Out Hope She’s Secretly Queer
“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.”
Published 3 months ago in Funny
That’s how Taylor Swift captioned her Instagram post announcing she and her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, got engaged. While the 14-time Grammy Award winner is known for sending her hoard of loyal fans on elaborate scavenger hunts, she isn’t known for her control of the English language. I mean, would an English teacher write a lyric as nonsensical as, “They’re burning the witches even if you aren’t one.”
But I digress. While Tay Tay is marrying a man who is perfectly fit to be a high school gym teacher, there is one group of people she didn’t consider in her IG post: her “Gaylor” fans.
— ໊ (@buffys) August 26, 2025
Simply put, Swift has a contingency of queer fans, who for years have outwardly claimed that Taylor is herself queer, despite there never being any evidence of it. And now that Swift has announced that she’s engaged to a straight man, they’re melting down.
And Gaylors are reacting by….comparing a heterosexual woman’s engagement to the repainting of the Pulse memorial crosswalk!
— Ms. Stargirl™️ Stan⁷ (@buteralattay) August 26, 2025
It doesn’t get more delusional than this! https://t.co/scCwEufiQ3pic.twitter.com/YRbMD2zLJK
I assume eventually the Gaylors will fizzle away once they accept the truth that their favorite pop star isn’t secretly gay; however, today isn’t that day. One Gaylor truther posted on Reddit that they were concerned for themselves, saying, “If this is real, and not some PR game, I honestly think I could end up in the hospital.” Other Gaylor fans attacked her for making her announcement, “the same week as the Pulse sidewalk issues.”
“the black and white stripes on her dress signify that she feels like she’s in a prison by being forced to marry him” - Gaylors probably pic.twitter.com/0fyXH5ky1U
— kayla (@jadedkayla) August 26, 2025
While the tweet that summarizes where the Gaylors really stand is a joke, it’s still the best take: “The black and white stripes on her dress signify that she feels like she’s in a prison by being forced to marry him.”
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