Taylor Swift Is Selling 28 Versions of Her New Album
Taylor Swift is the Shein of music.
Published 1 month ago in Funny
This isn’t about artistry, it’s about money. Taylor Swift is the biggest music act in the world, and she didn’t become a billionaire by making great art; she became one by selling as much “art” as possible.
And if you’re thinking about copping Tay-Tay's new album, you’re in luck as there are at least 28 different versions you can choose from. No, seriously, that isn’t a typo. There are 28 different variations of her album and possibly more on the way.
the album came out less than a week ago and she’s already on variant 29. https://t.co/2ftLYNt3k9pic.twitter.com/EwiKxunzkw
— onii ☆▷ (@__Onixivy_) October 6, 2025
One version includes voice notes before each song, another is entirely acoustic, some include bonus tracks, and others include unique cover art. According to Variety, “One CD, dubbed the ‘Life Is A Song Acoustic Version’ edition, includes ‘Opalite (Life Is A Song Acoustic Version)’ and ‘Ruin the Friendship (My Advice Version)’ as the bonus tracks.” I’ll be honest, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean.
Good thing Swift became a pop star, because she would have made a great serial killer.
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