The Internet Is Divided About How You’re Supposed to Pee at a Urinal
Do you pull your thing through the fly, or do you pull it over the waistband?
Published 1 month ago in Funny
This world is filled with questions that have difficult, if not impossible, answers. What is the meaning of life? Is there a God orchestrating our existence? And how are you really supposed to pee at a urinal?
It’s this latter question that has captured the minds of internet users over the past few days. After a poll on X asked whether people went “out and over underwear” or “through the fly” at a urinal, around 71.1% of those who answered said they went over their underwear, while the “through the fly” folks made up just 28.9% of respondents.
Of course, people weren’t content to take these results as they were. Soon, a fierce debate ignited, with users across the social media platform stating their case for one method or the other.
Team “over the underwear” came in strong. “Genuinely didn’t know anyone actually used the flies,” wrote a user. “Through the fly? What are these people, 90?” asked another. “Just for argument's sake I tried through the fly for the first time in my life and it was significantly slower than the alternate,” declared a third.
However, the “through the fly” people countered that not using the fly was a sign of immaturity, pointing to the recent “everyone is 12” theory as partial evidence. Some of these people also countered that anyone who claimed their Johnson was too sizeable to fit through the hole — of which there were many — was lying.
“I don't wanna undo my belt to take a leak. That's what the fly is there for,” stated a user. “I'm shocked at how many guys are doing the little boy peepee move.”
So, who’s right? Let us know what you think!